Did you guys know Trojan has come out with a line of office supplies? Oh, yes. I went to talk to a certain editor and noticed a giant Trojan box proudly displayed on top of his things, holding everything in place. “Gee whiz,” I thought, “What an innovative paperweight. These BlackBookers are so ahead of the times.”
My editorial partner-in-crime intern with whom I share a desk then e-mailed to ask him whether that was work appropriate, to which he replied, “no. That’s why it’s there.”
I need to get myself a “Trojan large” paperweight! The Merry Christmas balloon on our desk just doesn’t keep us organized well enough…AG